The M and S Show Ep. 11: Ember the Helper

Cynder: So then Sonic used his spin dash on the real Bowser and as he did it, Bowser said "I-I-I-I l-l-l-like th-th-th-this".
Spyro: And the Bowser clone said the same thing. Then I used my head bash, Peach used her bash attack and Knuckles used his gliding punch.
Kaela: *Laughs* That's funny. Especially when the real Bowser said "I like this".
Iris: *Chuckles* OK, that's enough of the funny stuff. What do you want to do now?
Max: How about we sing our favorite songs together?
Spyro: Good idea. Let's take turns. I'll go first. How about "Lightning Bolt"?
Calvin: Yeah, that's good one.
But as the dragons were singing, Ember was spying on them.
Ember: Ugh...why did Spyro pick Cynder over me? I should have been the mother of his children. My latest plan better work. Heh heh heh. *Trips and her tail gets caught in the Wii's disk drive* AUGGGGHHHH! SPYRO! CYNDER! KAELA! IRIS! MAX! CALVIN! ROSE! HELP ME!
Kaela: You gotta know you'll never let her go.
Cynder: She's lightning...whoa!
Iris: Auntie Ember? What the heck are you doing here?
Ember: I was about to set my latest plan for your dad into action until I realized that Cynder actually cares about me. From now on, I, Ember the Dragon, shall protect your mother from danger.
Rose: What? But you never cared for mom. You were mad at her ever since she laid our eggs.
Ember: Well, I have changed my ways and shall help Cynder.
With the banshees
Blense: Why would that love struck dragon do this? Is she up to something to hurt us? Well, there is one banshee girl who can't fall for a plan.
Ense: And who is that?
Blense: ME, YOU FOOL! ME! ME! ME! *Echoes*
"No One's Going to Make a Monkey Out of Me"
Blense: They think I'm so dumb, so idiotic. They think I am so foolish. Ember and Cynder the Dragon working together. I smell a scam. How naïve do they think I am? No one's going to make a monkey out of me. No gets this diabolical sipping tea. I'm the rightful banshee sprite ruler. No one's going to make a monkey out of me. Yes, I have been attacked by Paulina Hernandez and her "handsome" boyfriend, Marco Williams. But I never feel foolish with their dumb attacks. This could be their doing. How much of a fool do they think I am? I'm hearing voices in my head! Well, I came up with the best plans a banshee can come up with. I'll make Ember return to her hatred in Cynder routine. No one's going to make a monkey out of me. No one gets this diabolical sipping tea. I'm the rightful banshee sprite ruler as anyone can see. No one's going to make a monkey out of me.
End of song
Blense: And you three better remember that. Understood?
Pense: My head hurts.
With Cynder, Amy, Rouge, Shammy, Ashley, Paulina and Marco
Amy: So Ember wants to be your bodyguard? She never even planned anything that weird.
Ashley: Maybe it's another trick to get Spyro's attention.
Ember: Hey, Cynder, you're going to get hurt if you stay on the ledge like that! Here, come fly with me!
Cynder: Doesn't sound like a plan to me. Gotta roll.
Shammy: Hey! Wait! What about...US! (Falls and lands on Carol's head)
Carol: Uh...a hero landed on me.
Pense: Get out of the way, ribbon girl! We're investigating a problem! (Walks away with his teammates)
Rouge: Who were those creeps?
Paulina: Those were banshee sprites, me and Marco's arch enemies. They cause mischief wherever they go. What could they possibly plan this time?
With the banshees
Blense: So, let me get this straight...YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THAT LOVE STRUCK DRAGON IS UP TO, DO YOU?
Ense, Pense and Carol: *Nods*
Blense: Ugh...we need Ember to hate Cynder so much she'll want to kill her. If Cynder is dead, we'll scream and bring more energy inside us! Now bring me Ember so we can get her to hate Cynder again! And don't come back until you have her!
Back with the heroes
Shammy: I can't believe you left us in the TV stand. You left us with four banshees.
Cynder: Sorry, guys, I guess I got carried away from this "protection from Ember" thing. Can you forgive me?
Ashley: Oh sure, I've dealt with it before.
Shammy: Yeah.
Jigglylou: *Pant, pant* Have any of you seen my pet crab?
Jigglypuff: Not at all, cuz, but I'll help.
Selena: Yeah, Christopher and I will help, too.
Jigglylou: But you're three months pregnant.
Christopher: It's OK. Female half fairies can handle pregnancy symptoms. Let's go, guys.
Spyro: Well, now that we're alone, how about a kiss.
Cynder: OK, let's do it.
The two were about to kiss when Ember came by.
Ember: CYNDER NO! I have saved you.
Cynder: Saved me? From what?
Ember: Germs.
Spyro: I don't have germs.
Ember: Don't thank me, it's part of my job.
With Amanda, DK, Danni and Diddy
Amanda: Why would someone like Ember help you? She hates you.
Danni: She hated you even before you laid your kids' eggs.
Cynder: I know. But she thinks it's a way to return the favor of saving her from the Wii's disc drive before it sucked her in.
DK: Why would she think you cared so much.
Ember: NOOOO! Get away from that charger! You'll get electrocuted!
Cynder: Ember, I handled this charger ever since I moved in!
Ember: AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! Man, I can't believe how much danger you get into, Cynder. I guess I'll have no choice but to...look after 24/7.
Diddy: Looks like we made it worse.
Ense: HEY! PINK DRAGON! YOU'RE COMING WITH US!
Ember: G-g-g-GHOSTS! (Runs off screaming)
Cynder: I'll take care of them. (Activates Emilie's traps)
The ghosts were hit by all the traps and ended up falling towards the floor.
The next day
Ember: And that's why that I decided that for the rest of my life...
Banjo: Enough of the speech, Ember, you're making us... *Yawn* sleepy.
Ember: Sorry, back to my point. Where's Cynder?
Kazooie: We haven't seen her all day. Maybe she went outside.
Ember: WHAT? That's where bugs are! I can't let bugs drink her blood. I'll go find her. OH, CYNDER!
Cynder: Is she gone?
Sarah: Yeah. This is getting crazy. Probably crazier than how she feels about Spyro.
Spyro: What do we do now?
John: We'll help. We have the right stuff to pull tricks on anyone as foolish as Ember.
"Stop Ember's Craziness"
Banjo: That girl has gone crazy, we've got to stop her.
Kazooie: She might get killed with all this protection.
John: She may be crazy when around Spyro, that doesn't mean we don't care for her.
Sarah: She'll always be our friend, no matter how crazy her plans are.
Banjo, Kazooie, John and Sarah: She's a crazy girl, crazy as can be. Let's stop Ember's craziness.
Banjo: Nothing make any sense. Ember hated Cynder since Spyro chose Cynder to be his mate.
Kazooie: All we gotta do is make her think she and Cynder are even.
John: But what will make the two dragons to be even?
Sarah: It has to be something dangerous.
Banjo, Kazooie, John and Sarah: THAT'S IT!
End of song
Kazooie: There's one thing Ember hates next to Spyro and Cynder being a couple: Getting hit by a ghost.
Cynder: Yeah! Good one! Blense, Ense, Pense and Carol should be the perfect ghosts to make Ember snap and return to her usual routine.
In Emilie's backyard
Elise: Alright, guys, all we got to do is pile these CD cases on Cynder and hopefully the banshee sprites will hit the CDs and they will hit Ember.
Emilie: Good thinking. Oh, here she comes. Call her, Kazooie, we'll hide under the table over here.
Kazooie: OK, it's time to set things back to normal.
Ense: Alright, guys, let's get those dumb heroes.
Kazooie: HEEEELP, EMBER!
Ember: Cynder, get back inside! WHOA! GHOSTS!
Ense flew by but she was totally out of control.
Ense: AUGGGGHHHH! HOW DO YOU STOP?
Ember: Germs, electricity, bugs, out of control ghosts? I can't believe how much trouble you get into, Cynder the Dragon.
Paulina: Does that mean you'll finally leave Cynder alone?
Ember: Nothing of the sort. From now on, I'll watch Cynder every single...second. Where'd you go? CYNDER! Now where did she run off to? OH, CYNDER!
Pense: There she is, Carol, pull the trap.
Carol: Yes, Pense.
Then Carol pulled a switch which made a box drop on Ember, trapping her inside.
Ember: Who turned out the lights?
Pense: Let's get her to Blense.
At the banshees' fortress
Blense: Well, well, well, if it isn't Ember the Dragon, the dragon girl who is mad at the lovely Cynder the Dragon for being chosen as Spyro's mate.
Ember: H-how do you know me? Who are you?
Blense: I am Blense, the leader and Queen of the Banshee Sprites. And we watched you from afar, that's how we know you. We want to know what you're up to.
Ember: I'm not up to anything. I'm just trying to help Cynder.
Blense: If you don't tell us the truth, you'll end being one of us. (Opens a door with a device) This device will take your soul and turn it into a banshee sprite like us.
Ember: Um...O-OK. Can I say a few last words first?
Blense: *Sigh* Fine, go ahead.
Ember: OK. *Clears throat* Yeah, yeah, hey, hey. Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. Oh oh oh. When something's dark let me shed a little light on it. When something's cold, let me put a little fire on it. When something's old I wanna put a little shine on it. When something's gone, I want to fight it back again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fight to get it back again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Back in the bedroom
Cynder: HELP! MY WINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
Iris: *Chuckles* Good thinking, Kazooie. When Aunt Ember sees this, she'll realize protecting mom is bad for her health.
Kazooie: Indeed. It's like Cynder's really out of control thanks to my control powered rocket wings.
Cynder: Man, at this rate, Ember will finally leave me alone. But where is she anyway? (Looks at her back) Aw, it's Jigglylou's pet crab. He's so cute bitting those wires. Wait...is it bad? Uh oh. HELP! MY WINGS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
Sally: Wow, now listen to her. It really sounds like she's in danger.
Jack: But do you think you could take it easy, Kazooie? those stunts Cynder is doing looks very dangerous.
Kazooie: No problem, guys. Wait...I'm not controlling wings.
Jack, Sally, Camilla, Mario, Luigi, Clyde, Peach, Daisy, Pat and Lily: YOU MEAN CYNDER IS REALLY OUT OF CONTROL!
Kazooie: It's okay, the control has an emergency landing just for occasions like this.
Kazooie activated the emergency land which got Cynder safely to shore.
Cynder: Thanks, Kazooie, but why didn't Ember come to rescue me?
Spyro: That's weird. Where can she be?
Paulina: The banshee sprites must have taken her away. Let's go find them.
Back in the fortress
Ember: Yeah, yeah, yeah, fight to get back again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Blense: UGH...THAT SONG WAS ANNOYING!
Ember: One more time you two.
Ember, Pense and Carol: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fight to get it...
Blense: SHUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUP! (Echoes) That's it, you're going into the machine!
Emilie: Not when we're around!
Ember: EMILIE!
Spyro: Release Ember this instant and you won't get hurt!
Blense: NEVER! She is about to be my new minion.
Ense: I STILL CAN'T STOP MYSELF!
Carol: INCOMING!
Banjo: And watch out for the crab.
Blense: Crab? What are you...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET IT OFF ME!
Ember: Perfect, let's get out of here.
Back in the bedroom
Ember: Well, there's a life lesson to this: I should never protect you. It's bad for my health. So I guess we're even.
Cynder: I guess so. See ya, Ember.
Ember: Yeah, maybe it's best that we be friends. (Heads to her side of the bed)
Jigglylou: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY PET CRAB!
Ali Rose: He's being a new friend to Ember.
Ember: OOOOWWWW! MY TAIL!