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M and S Show Ep. 9: The Concert

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Amy: So Tom said "Oh appearently very *beep* lucky" as the man's motorcycle tumbled down the hill.
Keesha: *Chuckles* I heard Tom Bergeron say the same stuff the person says on AFV before. It's so funny.
Paulina: Especially when the man thought he won ten grand on a lottery ticket and said "I can't *beep* believe it". And Tom says "you can't *beep* believe because it's not real". I love those pranks.
Marco: Me, too, dear. It's so silly I just can't believe people can even do that. Sometimes they would read out loud "this will be purchased at yo momma's house".
Lacy: If Tracy did it to me or our brother or cousins, we would be laughing hard.
Emilie: Hey, guys! Guess what? Pearl Jam is performing in Soleanna! And I got us tickets in a radio contest! We even get to ride with the band in their tour bus!
Amy, Keesha, Paulina, Marco and Lacy: REALLY!?
Emilie: Yeah. But there's also bad news, only me and one friend have to ride with the band.
Amy: CHOOSE ME! I WANT TO TOUCH EDDIE VEDDER'S BEARD!
Keesha: NO PICK ME! I WANT TO LEARN TO PLAY A SONG WITH MIKE MCCREADY!
Paulina: NO PICK ME! I WANT STONE GOSSARD'S AUTOGRAPH FOR MY SISTER'S NEXT BIRTHDAY!
Marco: THEY'RE REASONS ARE BAD! PICK ME! I WANT TO TALK ABOUT MOTHER LOVE BONE WITH JEFF AMENT!
Lacy: NO WAY, PICK ME! I ALWAYS WANTED TO SING A SONG WITH MATT CAMERON!
Elise: Back off, you guys. Let Emilie choose.
Spyro: So what are you bringing to the tour bus ride?
Emilie: I don't know. Amy is fun, cute and silly. But Keesha is an Asian girl and my brother loves Asians so it would be cool for him to meet Keesha. But Paulina and Marco are fan characters for my favorite arcade games, Pac-Man. And I always loves Lacy's dance moves in a rock song. I don't know who to choose.
Cynder: Well, if they try to do anything to choose any of them, we'll stop each of those five teammates of ours.
Emilie: Thanks, guys.
The next day
Emilie: Ah, what a great day.
Amy: SURPRISE!
Emilie: AUGGGGGH!
Amy: I made pancakes, waffles, bacon and scrambled eggs for you, Emilie.
Elise: Amy, Emilie won't choose you if you give her gestures.
Amy (disappointed): OK. You can keep the food, Emilie, I already had breakfast anyway.
Emilie: Um...thanks anyway, Amy. Man, she really wants to meet Eddie Vedder.
Elise: I know, it's crazy.
Later that day
Emilie: YES! BAM! Whoo, boy all that gameplay really got me thirsty. Maybe I'll get myself some soda.
Keesha: No need to, Emilie, I got you some.
Spyro: Stop, Keesha. No gesture will get you a ride with Pearl Jam. I'll be taking this, thank you very much. (Takes the soda can)
Keesha: *Sigh* Fine.
Emilie: Thanks, Spyro. I can't believe is so obsessed with meeting Mike McCready.
Spyro: I agree. If I were her, I would just wait for your choice. Besides the concert isn't until next week.
Emilie: Yeah. Maybe I'll make my choice then.
That evening after dinner
Emilie: *Hums "Sirens"*
Paulina and Marco: HI, EMILIE!
Emilie: AUGGGGGH! Don't scare me like that, you two.
Paulina: Hey, Emilie, I helped you on some of the sudoku you were stuck on.
Marco: No, mine is even better. I helped you on crossword puzzles you were stuck on.
Sparx: You guys, Emilie wasn't stuck on any of those puzzles. Now you owe her another crossword puzzle and sudoku book. Here. ( Hands money to Paulina and Marco money and the two walk away in disappointment)
Emilie: Thanks, Sparx. And it's true, I wasn't stuck. I love those puzzles.
Sparx: Yeah. Maybe when those two love birds get back, they'll leave you alone.
One week later
Emilie: I still can't think of anyone to go with me and the band will be here in half an hour..
Kazooie: Maybe you can explain what has happened lately to the band like Twilight Sparkle did for Princess Celestia in the MLP: FIM episode, the Ticket Master.
Sarah: Yeah. Maybe they'll think of what to do.
Emilie: Good idea, guys. This also like that episode of Full House where DJ got tickets to a Beach Boys concert and a chance to meet the band.
Elise: Yeah, and all the adults bribe DJ into taking one of them with her. Even you don't take bribes.
Emilie: Indeed. Bribes are never my thing.
*Ding dong*
Amy, Keesha, Paulina, Marco and Lacy: THEY'RE HERE! TAKE ME, EMILIE!
Selena: Halt, you guys. Emilie has a better idea.
Christopher: Yeah, now shush!
Emilie opened the door, revealing a brown and grey echidna, a black armadillo, a brown hedgehog and fox and a yellow tiger.
Emilie: Um...hi, guys.
Brown and grey echidna: I'm Eddie Vedder. This is Stone Gossard, Mike McCready, Jeff Ament and Matt Cameron. Are you Emilie?
Emilie: Y-yes. But these friends of mine bribed me into making me take one of them to your bus. But I haven't made my choice.
Eddie: Why didn't you say so? I have a better idea.
Jeff: How would you all like to sing with us at the concert?
Everyone: YES!
Stone: Then let's go to the concert.
At Soleanna Stadium
Eddie: Hey, Soleanna!
Crowd: *Cheers*
Eddie: Meet our guest members, Emilie Vance the Hedgehog and her friends!
Crowd: *Cheers as Emilie and her friends wave*
Eddie: This next song will be "Let the Records Play".
As everyone sang, Amy, Keesha, Paulina, Marco and Lacy came to Emilie
Amy: Your idea was great!
Paulina: If it hadn't been for you explaining everything, this wouldn't have happened.
Emilie: I know, and I'm so happy I got to meet Eddie Vedder! I had a crush on him for years!
Keesha: Yeah, always seem to think of him sometimes. But it's OK to have a crush on a celebrity.
Emilie: Yeah, my mom once had a crush on Harrison Ford. Oh, here we go.
The part of adding "beep" is blocking bad words.
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