Aladdin (Sonic Style) Part 1

In the city of Mobobah, a young hedgehog thief was running away from the guards while holding a loaf of bread. His name was Sonic the Hedgehog. His father left him and his mother died when he was a child, so the hedgehog was left alone. Suddenly the captain of the guards, Knuckles, spotted Sonic.
"Stop, thief!" Knuckles yelled as Sonic kept running. "I'll have your head for a trophy, street rat!"
"All this for a loaf of bread?" Sonic said to himself. Sonic kept running off like any thief would do get what he wants. Many of the citizens were watching, most of them laughing and others yelling at Sonic. Then Sonic got to a group females.
"Morning, ladies," Sonic greeted.
"Getting into trouble a little early today, are you, Sonic?" asked a pink hedgehog.
"Trouble? Ha! No way," Sonic said. "You're only in if you get caught..."
"GOTCHA!" Knuckles yelled, cutting Sonic's sentence off.
"I'm in trouble," Sonic mumbled.
"And this time..." Knuckles said. But his sentence was cut short when a blue creature put his cape around his head. His name was Cheese the Chao, Sonic's only best friend. So Sonic and Cheese got away as Sonic began to sing while teasing the guards some more.
Gotta keep
One jump ahead of the breadline
One swing ahead of the sword
I steal only what I can afford
That's everything
One jump ahead of the lawmen
That's all, and that's no joke
These guys don't appreciate I'm broke
Riffraff! Street rat!
Scoundrel! Take that!
Just a little snack, guys!
Rip him open, take it back, guys!
I can take a hint, gotta face the facts
You're my only good friend, Cheese
Who? It's sad that Sonic hit the bottom
He's become a one-hedgehog rise in crime
I'd blame parents, but he hasn't got 'em
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Tell you more about it when I got the time
One jump ahead of the slowpokes
One skip ahead of my doom
Next time gonna use a nom de plume
One jump ahead of the hitman
One hit ahead of the flock
I think I'll take a stroll along the block
Stop thief! Vandal!
Cheese! Scandal!
Let's not be too hasty
Still I think he's rather tasty
Gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
Otherwise we'd get along
WRONG!
One jump ahead of the hoofbeats
Vandal!
One hop ahead of the hump
Street rat!
One trick ahead of disaster
Scoundrel!
You're quick, but I'm much faster
Take that!
Here goes, better throw my hand in
Wish me happy landing
All I gotta do is JUMP!
Suddenly Sonic jumped down from one of the rooftops. The guards jumped, too, but ended up in a fertilizer stand.
"Chao! Chao!" Cheese said.
"And now, esteemed effendi, we feast! Alright!" Sonic said.
"Chao!" Cheese said. So the two friends ate the bread. Then Sonic spotted a pair of young cats with one of them digging into the garbage. But all she found was a fish bone. This reminded Sonic when he was a little boy. So he offered some bread to the kids. After finishing the rest of their meal, Sonic and Cheese spotted a blond hedgehog wearing blue and white. He seemed to be a suitor for the princess, Elise. She has rejected a lot of suitors lately, which makes Sonic think that Elise didn't want to get married.
"On his way to the palace I suppose," a bystander said.
"Another suitor for the princess," another bystander said.
Out of my way, you filthy brats!" the hedgehog yelled and pushed the cats away. Sonic was so mad at the hedgehog, he yelled at him. Then the hedgehog insulted Sonic, telling him that he will die alone with only the bugs that live with him mourning for him. Sonic felt upset when the hedgehog said that. Cheese comforted him. So the two went home. As Cheese fell asleep, Sonic began to sing again.
Riffraff, street rat,
I don't buy that
If only they'd look closer
Would they see a poor boy?
No siree
They'd find out, there's so much more to me
"Someday, Cheese, things are gonna change," Sonic said, turning to Cheese and smiling. "We'll be rich, live in a palace, and never have problems at all."

The next day, at the palace, the blond hedgehog was mad.
"I have never been so insulted!" the hedgehog said.
"Oh, Prince Jason, you're not leaving so soon are you?" King Hector, Elise's father asked.
"Good luck marrying her off," Jason said. When he turned his back, Hector noticed that Jason's pants were ripped off. Hector knew what this meant: Elise's pet chao, Chocola, ripped Jason's pants off. At the garden in the back, Elise was unhappy that her father was setting up some suitors to marry her. Elise had beautiful bright red hair, blue eyes and a blue outfit. A brown chao came to her for comfort. It was her pet, Chocola. She had the chao ever since he hatched out of his egg, becoming a close friend to Elise. Chocola was shy but loved Elise, but never liked Hector.
"Comfound it, Chocola! So this is why the prince stormed out!" Hector said.
"Oh, father, Chocola was just playing with him. Weren't you, Chocola?" Elise asked and Chocola rubbed his head against her. "You were just playing with the overdressed self absorbed Prince Jason weren't you?"
"Dearest, you've got stop rejecting every suitor that comes to call!" Hector said. "The law says that you..."
"Must be married to a prince," Elise said, rolling her eyes.
"By your next birthday," Hector said.
"The law is wrong," Elise said.
"You only got three more days," Hector said.
"Father, I hate to be forced into this," Elise said and opened a bird cage full of pigeons and picked one of them and pet it. "If I do marry, I want it to be for love." Hector tried to get Elise to change her mind but Elise just won't stop acting feisty. So Hector gave up for the day and went inside. Elise sat next to the fountain and opened the bird cage door and they flew away as Elise watched in awe. Inside the palace, Hector was playing with a model of Mobobah when Eggman came in.
"Oh! Eggman! My trusted advisor," Hector said. "I am in desperate need of your wisdom."
"My life is but to serve you, my lord," Eggman said.
"It's this suitor business," Hector said. "Elise refuses to choose a husband. I'm at wit's end."
"Awk! Wit's end!" Jet said. He did this so the king won't know he speaks normal English. Hector gave Jet a cracker and Eggman stuffed it in his mouth. Jet was annoyed by this.
"Now then, perhaps I can divine a solution to this thorny problem," Eggman said.
"If anyone can help, it's you," Hector said.
"Ah, but it would require the use of the mystic blue diamond ring," Eggman said.
"My ring? But it's been in my family for years," Hector said. But then Eggman hypnotized Hector using his scepter that had a hypnosis gem. Eggman got Hector to give him the ring and Eggman left Hector alone. When Eggman and Jet were out of the room, Jet spit out the cracker.
"I can't take it anymore!" Jet yelled as Eggman reached a secret door. "If I gotta choke down of those disgusting, moldy crackers...BAM! WHACK!"
"Calm yourself, Jet," Eggman said.
"Then I'd grab him in the head! WHACK! WHACK!" Jet said.
"Soon, I will be king, not that addlepated twit," Eggman said.
"And then I stuff the treats down his throat!" Jet said. Then he and Eggman both laughed. That night, Elise was sneaking out of the castle walls while Chocola watched. Elise promised him she will come back.